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Post by #Pr0.*Tant[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 15:36:14 GMT -5
Ok, seeing as we lost the last one in the website update, looks like i'll have to start another one. i'll breifly explain how it works to those of you who dont know what to do here.. 1st person (thats me) = *i wish i had a bike* 2nd person = wish granted...but you ride into oncoming traffic and die.. *I wish i had a bar of pure gold* 3rd person = wish granted but it weighs 900000000000 tonnes and gains its own gravity..thus sucking eveything near it into it (just like a black hole ) *i wish i had a dog* Ok that wasn't breif but you get the idea im sure.. Ok..here we go. *I wish i had more money >_>*
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Post by #Pr0.D3@DN!gHT* on Mar 12, 2007 15:41:56 GMT -5
wish granted, but the goverment blames you of stealing it so you have to spend the rest of your life in prison. I wish i had a bomb!
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Post by #Pr0.m!5tr0[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 15:47:47 GMT -5
wish granted but then being the noob that u are u bow your self to peices good job i wish i never got addicted to wolfenstein,
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Post by #Pr0.*Tant[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 15:50:50 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get addicted to porn and end up with a severely swollen dick ...and eventually have to get it amputated *I wish i had a husky*
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Post by #Pr0.m!5tr0[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 15:58:57 GMT -5
wish granted but the husky you have always wanted ends up having rabis or wtv bites u and u end up dying i wish i had a volkswagon gti 2002.
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Post by #Pr0.*Tant[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 16:05:48 GMT -5
wish granted but when you get in it ...the wheels fall off and the engine explodes ..the dash board melts and the doors fly off...all because you farted *i wish i had a better bassist*
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Post by #Pr0.m!5tr0[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 17:28:43 GMT -5
wish granted but the new bassist is sooooo amazing he makes the rest of your band look like crap including u.you all fall deeply into depression because uve tried and tried again to become as good as he is in what u do but u cant so you quit your band ,band falls apart. you all live out your lives wishing u never brought aboard this amazing bassist and now u all work at supermarkets.....still with the dream of being a rockstar in your heads....time goes byy you turn 80 the band reunites the bassist returns and you all die . the bassist was no ordenary person he was the BASSIST DUNUNUND BE AFRAID OF THE POWERFULL KICK ya i lost it on that one
i wish i had a unlimited supply of jellybeans:D
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Post by keel on Mar 12, 2007 18:54:29 GMT -5
Wish granted but you eat all the jelly beans and get too fat to ever stop playing et or make money, also disability from your fatness isn't enough to pay for all the clan servers or sites. Good going mistro you effed it up for all of us.
*I wish i didn't eat an ass of mexican food just now*
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Post by #Pr0.*Tant[3L] on Mar 12, 2007 21:39:36 GMT -5
wish granted, you ate an ass of italian food instead...now you've got Syphillis ... ...somehow .. *i wish i didn't have insomnia*
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Post by keel on Mar 13, 2007 4:58:29 GMT -5
Wish granted but instead of insomnia you have aids from giving mistro head . Gl with that man lol. I wish et would stop being gay and let me own in #Pr0.
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Post by #Pr0.D3@DN!gHT* on Mar 13, 2007 12:10:57 GMT -5
wish granted, but as you were playing your computer blows up and burns your house down. Now your a bum on the street with a sign in gearmen that no one can read so you starve to death. I wish for anarcky!!
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Post by #Pr0.*Tant[3L] on Mar 13, 2007 14:00:22 GMT -5
wish granted, but the wish master realises that you spelt anarchy wrong and smites you
*i wish i had some hot fudge sauce and ice cream MMMMMMMMMMMMM*
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Post by #Pr0.D3@DN!gHT* on Mar 13, 2007 17:51:55 GMT -5
wish granted, but the hot fudge was cold and the ice cream was melted.
+I wish weed was legal in Canada!!+
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Post by keel on Mar 13, 2007 18:02:51 GMT -5
Wish granted but you smoke and play ET and your kill to death ratio drops to -2222222209999929283882483 and 1 and you are now the shittiest player in all of wolfenstein ...well shittier than before lol. *I wish i could do a 360 flip*
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Post by #Pr0.D3@DN!gHT* on Mar 13, 2007 18:08:04 GMT -5
wish granted, but the first time you try it out you break your neck, now you cant get a hardon and women laught at you for it!!!
I wish i had a new turbo for my car.
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